Remember trading romance novels in middle school? If your friends were
good friends, they would bookmark the good sex scenes so you could skip
to them directly. Forget all of the "plot" points – pillaging
pirates, unsatisfied virgins, a frigid intellectual – and get to
the "throbbing member" and "heaving breasts".
Well, we've done all of the hard work for you and bring you our Valentine's
Day Romance Extravaganza. Especially on a holiday like this you want to
skip through the plot and get right to the action. Jen dutifully scanned
an array of romances, most available from Amazon.com for a penny, and
bookmarks the sex scenes for you. We even outline what kind of scene it
includes so you can better find the book that will suit your needs.
Oh, and happy Valentine's Day.
| Title
and Author |
Synopsis |
Page
numbers of good sex scenes |
Types
of sex scenes |
The
Return of Adams Cade
by BJ James |
Adams Cade returns to his hometown
to find his childhood tomboy friend Eden all grown up and sexy. There is
added controversy due to the fact that the reason he left in the first place
was because he was arrested for aggravated assault. Whee! |
64-65 |
sex on the beach |
| 97-101 |
woman seduces/soothes man |
| 168-170 |
lovers sneak away from party to have sex |
Navajo's
Woman
by Beverly Barton |
Navajo Joe Ornelas
returns to town to find ex-girlfriend Andi has still not forgiven him for
the arrest of her father that then led to her father's suicide five years
ago. But of course they never had sex all those years ago so tension abounds. |
158-162 |
sex in front
seat of car |
| 200-203 |
sex with mild
restraint |
| 221-223 |
woman on top |
Mission:
Makeover
by Penny Jordan |
Tomboy Lucianna just can't seem
to keep the interest of her man, so when said boyfriend goes away on holiday,
family friend Jake agrees to teach her how to "be a woman." Of
course it just so happens that he's lusted after her since she was 16. |
111-120 |
gasping virgin |
| 174-179 |
make-up sex |
| 181-182 |
sex on the
stairs |
Eve's
Wedding Knight
by Kathleen Creighton |
Moments before Eve's wedding,
she discovers that her intended is a mafia boss. She runs straight into
an FBI boss who has been trying to arrest this particular mafia boss for
years. Of course she ends up bugging her fiancee's apartment and the agent
has to listen to her every sound. |
191-197 |
sex in a sleeper semi cab |
Thursday's
Child
by Sandra Brown |
Identical twin sisters. One has a breast implant
as a "wedding present" to her husband. In order to keep it a surprise,
she has her twin fill in for her while she is recovering. Of course the
fiancee's best friend falls for the twin and all hell breaks loose. |
173-180 |
blushing virgin |
The
Groom's Revenge
by Susan Crosby |
Gray marries
Mollie as a part of a larger plot to exact revenge for his father's death.
But of course Mollie is so sweet and innocent and sexy he falls in love
with her anyway. Craziness ensues. |
99-100 |
wedding night deflowering |
| 118-120 |
woman straddling
man |
| 146-149 |
parking progresses
to sex at home |