April 2004
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I go on those dating shows to get publicity. (laughs) And it gets
me publicity. I don't go on those shows to get dates. Oh my god, the
people... I'm going to make out with somebody I don't know on TV? How
do people think they're going to meet somebody who really cares about
them?
by
Damien Weaver
In fifth grade... I wrote a poem. I thought it had to have a rhyme scheme and I remember exactly, it started off “March is such a pretty month, filled with lots and lots of snow," I can’t remember the third line, but I remember the fourth line that rhymes with snow, “Has thirty-one days, you know.” And I loved that I addressed the reader and I did it out of desperation, but in a way my writing process at the age of ten is not hugely different from my writing process now, I have to confess.
by
Laura Leichum
Most (young writers) kind of suck. There are certain
authors who are getting contracts when they're 14
years old, for a quarter million dollars, to write
their memoirs. I'm just waiting for
an 11-year-old girl to get a contract for a book
called
The Diary of My Pubes Coming In, (with a
jacket quote by) Naomi Wolf: "This book explains the
dilemma of women worldwide as they sprout pubes and
fight the patriarchy. Howard Bloom molested me, but it
never happened, 'cause I'm a crazy bitch!" Quote all
of this; I don't give a shit.
by
Michael Schaub
